You are logical, highly intelligent and unemotional. You wish you understood other people more, but you find computers easier to work with.
Data 80%
Geordi LaForge 74%
Worf 60%
Deanna Troi 53%
William T. Riker 40%
Beverly Crusher 40%
Jean Luc Picard 33%
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Spells run through your mind like the many pages of lore you've committed to memory, and each piece of magic can annihilate darkspawn or bolster your allies. you can be the toast of the town, literally, if you stock up on spells like Fireball and Inferno, or give the darkspawn horde the cold shoulder with spells like Winter's Grasp and Blizzard.
The mage needs to understand spell schools, direct damage, healing, and 10 casting combos to flatten the opposition. ...

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Happiness, Content, Joy.
The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent.
Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way.
The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy.
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And this probably requires this to ... explain.
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Of course I hear Animaniacs' "Wheel of morality, turn turn turn ..." but it's not like that at all.
some interesting arrangements and stuff here; almost like browsing a fancy magazine ;)
Eventually figured out all but 3 of them. Ones that I don't think I've ever seen.
from: digg
muhahaha
but really it's kind of sad that people would think this is an actual DeBeers commercial ... for Blood Diamond
You appreciate the finer things in life. You have a split personality - wild or conservative, depending on your mood. Wherever you go, you like to travel first class. Luxury, style, and fun - who could ask for more?
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![]() | You scored as CPO Galen Tyrol. You never wanted to be a glamorous Viper pilot. You are happy knowing that without you to fix their birds, they cannot fly. You fell in love with the wrong girl, but is that so wrong? Maybe, but you don't really care.
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| ISFP - the Composer You scored 0% I to E, 73% N to S, 47% F to T, and 57% J to P! |
| Your type is best described by the single word "composer", which belongs to the larger group, experiencers. You are very in touch with the physical world, and have an eye for detail. You are likely to be very artistic in some form or another. You don't wish to lead at all. Your attitude is very much "live and let live" to the point that others may have accused you of having no opinions or ambitions. You share your personality type with 10% of the population. As a romantic partner, you are nuturing and supportive, often putting your partner's needs before your own. You struggle when you feel anger or resentment, because the last thing you want to do is engage in confrontation. You need patience, support, and encouragement to discuss problems in constructive ways (as opposed to not at all.) You want a deep and intimate connection with your partner. You feel most appreciated when your partner is grateful for your thoughtfulness and willingness to help. You most want your partner to reciprocate with spontaneous thoughtful acts to show you how important you are to them. Your group summary: experiencers (SP) Your Type Summary: ISFP |
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The Rubik's 5x5 Cube might be cool though... or maddening
Congratulations! You managed to finish this test. Sure, it was only 10 questions, but we know the dim lighting in your parents' basement can make you sleepy. Even though you're not exactly a model for hard-core career motivation, your friends and loved ones adore you just the same for your charming personality and comic wit. (Your significant other even adored you four times in one night--and that's a job to be proud of.)
![]() | You scored as Neo, the "One". Neo is the computer hacker-turned-Messiah of the Matrix. He leads a small group of human rebels against the technology that controls them. Neo doubts his ability to lead but doesn't want to disappoint his friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the Truth and are free from the bonds of the Matrix.
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Why spend money? Make your own!
It's a fact: the best Halloween costumes are home-made. Velcro brings you a bunch of easy do-it-yourself ideas. Yes, they all call for Velcro but you can easily substitute something else if you're not in the Velcro mood.
![]() | You scored as The Operative. You are dedicated to your job and very good at what you do. You've done some very bad things, but they had to be done. You don't expect to go to heaven, but that is a sacrifice you've made for a better future for all.
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Also, on that note, ARR!
Came across this comic thanks to WorldofWarcraft.com
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wouldn't it be funny to put the phone back in your pocket and walk around talking into this?
would go well with a "classic" phone ring ringtone too.
Your Linguistic Profile: |
| 60% General American English |
| 25% Dixie |
| 15% Yankee |
| 0% Midwestern |
| 0% Upper Midwestern |
| You Belong in the UK |
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Questions for Kryptos' Creator Jan. 20, 2005 (kinda.. funny.. he doesn't say much of course; at least regarding his puzzle)
Solving the Enigma of Kryptos Jan. 21, 2005 (haven't read this one yet)
As I was sending this in email too, i made the comment how it would be nice to be able to copy this nicely linked email into my blog ... (part of the reason i don't blog much takes too long to code all these links) And while i kinda liked w.bloggar, I didn't like that it uses the IE-engine. But in getting a link to that to include, i saw this:
Public Utility: Preventing Comment Spam If you're a blog owner (or reader) must be suffering with the increasing of "comments spam". All the motivation for this is to raise the score of the spammed sites on Google and other search engines. So the people from Google created a simple solution to stop (or at least try) all this spam. They talked to the blog tools/service developers to add the attribute rel="nofollow" in any link created on the comments. More details you get here>>Let's spread this information away!
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I meant to post this 2 days ago... oh well
Had dinner at my sister's and gave out the presents that have been piling up.. :P Got a rather odd fortune: When your opponent yields, take care not to hurt him? ... er, ok? (something like that anyway) --uh.. in bed?? uh, yikes; i don't think so :P
Anyway, the gifting was fun and festive. The boys were well-enthralled by their presents. Around their bedtime we played one of the gifts, Phase 10 ... well, the rest of us did while one of us just sorta breezed through their first half of the game, completing their phase w/i the first 2 rounds. ;) Still the game went on for about 3 hours. I think I came out with the most points.. yay! hehe (If you like card games, I like Target too, by Enginuity Games. We also have Quiddler but we've yet to actually play it yet.)
There was one more/missing present ... which came in the next morning of course :P hopefully, it can be delivered next week :)
So New Year's was good. And may it be a good new year!

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| Schizoid: | High |
| Schizotypal: | Moderate |
| Antisocial: | Low |
| Borderline: | Low |
| Histrionic: | Low |
| Narcissistic: | Low |
| Avoidant: | Moderate |
| Dependent: | Low |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | High |
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Good natured and easy-going, you take life as it comes instead of trying to stir things up. You usually don't give two shakes about bling, frontin', or the cutting edge. It's all about keeping it real and having a good time while you're doing it. For real.
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I like the pics anyway... LOL


Thanks to sifu for letting us use his place and Kristen's dad for teaching at least 3 of us how to waterski :) Tree has trouble holding up and onto things, hehe. waterskiing tires out your arms and grip holding onto the rope :)
It was a lot of fun, I'm glad ppl showed up. Maybe we'll do it again for the Perseid's meteor shower ... ?
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heh.. grr-ow

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What Farscape Character are you?
Never heard of this one, but it looks interesting..

i think i've seen this movie before, but it wasn't memorable ...

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Some of these I've taken before, but what the heck, 'ey?
there's quite a few here ...
I don't really remember this movie as i've never watched it all at once in one sitting. One of those I've never been particularly interested in, but lotsa friendfolk seemed to think it was pretty cool.. --but still, uh.. who's Jimmie?
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I am Mr Do.

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Alignment: Lawful Good ----- XXX (3) Neutral Good ---- XXXXXX (6) Chaotic Good ---- XXXXX (5) Lawful Neutral -- X (1) True Neutral ---- XXXX (4) Chaotic Neutral - (0) Lawful Evil ----- XX (2) Neutral Evil ---- XX (2) Chaotic Evil ---- X (1) Race: Human ---- (0) Half-Elf - XXXXX (5) Elf ------ XXXXXXX (7) Halfling - (-5) Dwarf ---- X (1) Half-Orc - (-1) Gnome ---- XXXX (4) Class: Fighter - (-1) Ranger -- XXXXXXXXXX (10) Paladin - (-1) Cleric -- X (1) Mage ---- (0) Druid --- XX (2) Thief --- XX (2) Bard ---- XXXXX (5) Monk ---- X (1)



You are the most universal mythical beast ever. Sightings of the unicorn have been reported from all over the world, even in modern times. Unicorns are pure and incorruptible. In China, unicorns symbolized gentleness, good will, and wisdom. Christianity links the unicorn with Christ. It is said that unicorns would only allow virgin girls to see them, let alone touch them. They were easily lured into fatal ambushes by a virgin with some poachers waiting for the unicorn in nearby bushes. A unicorn's horn was a highly prized possession, which was reputed to have great healing capabilities. With the touch of its horn, a unicorn could bring back a person who had been dead for several hours. But when separated from the unicorn's body, the magic was significantly reduced. The unicorn had the body of a horse, a unique spiraling horn, and a lion's tail. They were pure white in color.
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of course, the first time i took it, it was 33.333...% ... I don't know for sure which guesses i changed.. :P hehe

I also picked up an origami calendar (50% off) and a Logitech Cordless MX Duo (oooh, lots of buttons!!!). There's enough junk on my desk.. having a few less cords helps a little (plus it's just kinda cool). You can even plug it all into just 1 USB port (and AC outlet). The keyboard is fairly nice (2 AA batteries included) to the touch..typing (except the esc key is a little misplaced). The scroll wheel on the keyboard is neat. Volume knob (vs. buttons on other keyboards) is definitely handy. The construction is alright IMHO, even if it feels a little flimsy.. (perhaps due to its overall lightweight, which i guess is not bad). The mice is a little heavier (uses 2 AA NiMH batteries) than i'm used to, but it has 8 buttons! :) Diablo II can register the 2 thumb buttons as mouse4 & mouse5. You can set the other 3 wheel buttons via its software for other keystrokes/functions, although it would've been nice if i could configure all the buttons per application as Intellipoint does w/ microsoft mice.
I could've gotten it from newegg.com for $76 (free fedex express saver), but i couldn't wait so i'm doing the $99 - $20 mail-in.
My gf's mom picked up the kirigami calendar. Looks interesting, but I didn't see it at the store. I was lucky to find the origami one.
one of yahoo's daily picks today...
Create a Snowman Gallery - because Frosty is in the eye of the beholder. (in Interactive Web Toys > Snowman Building)
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1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
Even cooler, she's on magnatune:
Bach Violin Concertos: Play hi-fi lo-fi, tracks, license, buy.
Your Life Line reveals that you like to travel, but will always return home. You need a lot of space which is why you prefer spending time outdoors. You tend to have strong romantic tendencies.
Your Head Line reveals that you are self confident, optimistic and capable of making your own decisions. You are not afraid to speak your mind.
Your Heart Line reveals that you are a passionate person with a strong sex drive. However, you tend to be selfish and put your own needs before those of your partner.
Your Fate Line reveals that the early years in your life were full of hard knocks, teaching you that success comes from hard work. Due to this learning process, you will have a late start with your career and financial independance.
Your Sun Line reveals that a period of fortune begins later in your life and will continue to grow, bringing you much success.
You have an Earth hand. You are a person who is stable, honest, just loyal and cautious. Your optimal career choices are to work as an athlete, artist, musician and laborer.
got this from alana
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You know.. I wouldn't be too surprised if someone actually tried to do this..
52 projects - something to do every week ...
And check/try out The Gender Genie.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King theatrical trailer is out
as is The Matrix: Revolutions
Speaking of movies, check out these funny posters
Donate! and date the Porn Candidate!
And this (Movie Industry Blames Texting for Bad Box Office [/.]) has to top the RIAA's stupidity (sales down because of piracy... neverminding that they were found guilty of price fixing, that CD prices have not fallen (but might have actually increased) in the last oh.. 15 years (while VHS and DVD (which offer more "stuff" IMHO) prices have fallen), plus the economy isn't and hasn't been so great. and gee.. maybe we're all a little tired of the pop blonde brigade?
Back to movies though, also consider that the cost of going to the theater + drink(s) + popcorn exceeds the cost of a DVD.. which you can enjoy in the comfort of your own home.. don't have to deal with obnoxious people.. can pause.. don't have to sit through the friggin' commercials (yes, i just paid $8-15 dollars to see commercials for video games, cola, AND a shaver?) AND the 8 other trailers preceeding the movie at the theater; then the traffic trying to get home.
Yahoo! News - An 'I Survived Gigli' Farewell Bash
BOSTON (Reuters) - A Boston radio station is giving listeners a reason to see the film "Gigli," the box office wreck starring Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck that some critics have panned as the worst film of the year.
As "Gigli" vanishes from U.S. movie theaters following dismal ticket sales, alternative rock station WBCN is offering to give "I survived Gigli" T-shirts to anyone left in their seats when the lights come up after the final showing at a Boston cinema this Thursday.
Chachi Loprete, the station's creative services director, said WBCN is offering free tickets to 130 "lucky" listeners.
"We're doing this because the movie's been such a bomb," he told Reuters on Tuesday.
Critics have savaged "Gigli." The New York Times dismissed it as a "hopelessly misconceived exercise in celebrity self-worship," while the Washington Post said it was "enervated, torpid, slack, dreary and, oh yes, nasty, brutish and long."
The $55 million film brought in less than $6 million during its first 10 days, according to North American box office estimates issued on Sunday.
In the film, Lopez, also known as J.Lo, plays a lesbian crook who helps Affleck's dim-witted character in a kidnapping plot.
on another note ... Yahoo! News - Family Suing Over Hell Prediction at Funeral
from /. :
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oh, the horror!! all these children READING and having an imagination! *GASP*
and knowing what they like? and don't? and what's of good quality? and value?
next thing you know they'll be reading ... MORE and.. oh no! thinking and having ideas!??
one of my favourite parts: But it's no secret that music piracy spread as CD prices rose and teenagers were enraged to pay roughly the same price as a "Harry" hardcover for a dozen or so tracks of which 10 might be filler.
more evidence that the American Media Conglomerates have no clue and are just part of the current generation's "not my fault (after all we spent YEARS.. DECADES, since our respective media were invented!, to perfect our system of ripping off artists and consumers alike to horde our profits (to buy off Congress) and keep our sorry asses free of any responsibility)" mentality)
--so... no wait. Oh, they do have a clue.. they want to keep the status quo. It's the [vast majority of] fans, the consumers, and the artists that don't have a clue (or at least they'd like to keep it that way).
oh darn.. they haven't maintain the HUGE, mega-sales for the 5 years during and since Napster's hey-day ...
Can anyone reasonably expect to maintain those kinds of sales? --nevermind, there's the catch.. reasonability.
So, it MUST be piracy.. after all, we killed Napster ... and that was supposed to stop it...
--yeah.. nevermind the file-sharing stuff. how about:
gee... since we're all a little tighter on money these days, maybe we're just spending our $'s a little more wisely.. for things that provide a better VALUE.
maybe we grew up and our tastes change. maybe ... the crud you've been promoting is CRAP and we DON'T like it and we DON'T want to buy it. (--no, perish that thought. if we say you'll like it and promote it to hell, then you will like it and you will buy it.)
maybe we mind a little more about getting ripped off by the latest and greatest piece of crap --oh, sorry, "music artist's" album (or a bunch of remakes of old songs or another greatest hits collection for the third time).
$7.50 a movie ticket? ... to see "Dumb and Dumberer"??? --uh.. how about we wait and do $3.50 to rent it.. (or just wait 'til it's on HBO).
even at 99cents per track/song on Apple's recently released music service, how much do you think the artists get? how much do the labels get?:
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Posted by timothy on 2003.06.22 0:26 from the heads-i-win-tails-you-guessed-it dept. Subliminal Fusion writes "Business 2.0 has an article that breaks down where that $1 goes when you buy a song from iTunes or other online music services. Key figures: the site takes |
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and finally, keep an eye out: Yahoo!! News - StreamCast to Mount Pear-To-Peer Protest
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The Good Housekeeping Way #1
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice-cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.
The Real Women's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway
The Good Housekeeping Way #2
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.
The Real Women's Way: Buy Deb mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
The Good Housekeeping Way #3
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
The Real Women's Way: The Cheese Cake Shop sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
The Good Housekeeping Way #4
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
The Real Women's Way: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's just tough. Please recite with me the Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it
tastes."
The Good Housekeeping Way #5
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
The Real Women's Way: It could keep forever. I don't eat it.
The Good Housekeeping Way #6
Brush some beaten egg white over piecrust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
The Real Women's Way: Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing any egg whites over the crust so I don't do that.
The Good Housekeeping Way #7
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Women's Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it into a mug of tequila. Drink the Tequila. You might still have the headache, but at least you will be too drunk to care.
The Good Housekeeping Way #8
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves.They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
The Real Women's Way: Go ask mister cute arse, cute legs, single neighbour to do it for you.
And finally the most important tip -
The Good Housekeeping Way #9
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
The Real Women's Way: Leftover wine - What leftover wine?

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20, 2003
Butterfly Cam http://www.dcboces.org/sufsd/nassau/vitek/butterfly/index.html Butterflies abound in spring and summer;
now the Internet surfer can always find one of these delicate creatures
on the 'Butterfly
Cam.' This educational Web site was developed by a teacher and
her third grade students at Nassau School in Poughkeepsie, NY; it has been
cited by 'Education World' as a "great example of how the Internet can
be used to share learning experiences with a broad audience." The
visitor will find photos, identifying information about several varieties
of butterflies, as well as data on the plants that attract these garden
inhabitants. The life cycle of these unusual creatures is explained
with the facts being reinforced by means of online puzzles. Of course,
the live cam is the fun section that allows the visitor to see what is
actually taking place in the laboratory for this on-going project!
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Mutation Found in Resistant Mosquitoes
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pretty cool looking stuff!
Thanks to Yahoo!'s Daily Picks.
Also, British Museum: Mesopotamia - gods, monsters, and a fabled past. (in Ancient History > Mesopotamia). It's not humourous, but it might be interesting.
unitron - Slashdot User's sig:
It says "My Computer" because Bill thinks that putting
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"It's explicit. It's degrading. It has no real message, except all men are idiots and all they think about are girls mud wrestling."and... ?? --well, with a comment like that you've gotta see it, right? haha
Also check out: Livin' la Vida Maco
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So .. I guess it's not that unlikely for someone to waltz into a French police HQ and kick everyone's ass (ala "Kiss of the Dragon").
and talk about pissing away your profits..
Yahoo! News - 'Clean Urine' Bill Passes
Posted by chrisd on Tuesday January 07, @07:28
'I can not, will not hold the One.
[-excerpt from Dr. Seuss's FotR]
from the samwise-I-am dept.
sn0rt writes "A thread on Straight Dope asks what would happen if someone else had written the Lord of the Rings. Reader submissions include Ernest Hemingway, Douglas Adams, Mark Twain, HP Lovecraft, ee cumings, Milton, Mickey Spillane, Danielle Steele, Ayn Rand(!!), Ray Bradbury, Gilbert and Sullivan and Tom Clancy. My favourite is Dr. Suess:
'Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!
"
I am too small to carry this thing!'
You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat,
I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria,
that's one thing I can't do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor,
I would not make it to the border.'
We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a Turquoise vibe. Turquoise types are often intelligent, energetic leaders. Vibrant and dynamic, you take center stage wherever you go; people are naturally drawn in by your charismatic nature. You love to learn, and you excel at remembering facts and figures. More than likely, you're a go-getter with your eyes on the prize. Respect and influence tend to come to you easily, but that doesn't mean you sit around waiting for them. What fun is achieving something if getting there isn't a challenge? Always pushing your limits, you'd be a natural on Survivor — a healthy competitive instinct and a willingness to take risks means you usually reach your goals. You like to look, feel, and act your best; if all those ducks are in a row, nothing's gonna get in your way.
Black
Your color is black . The color of night. Serene and mysterious, black conjures up images of elegant evening gowns, dashing tuxedos, and gleaming limousines. Traditionally a symbol of success, black also represents power and an uncompromising demand for perfection. Not surprisingly, you tend to set challenging goals for yourself and do whatever it takes to achieve them — your strength of character is second to none. This unfaltering determination, along with your natural elegance, impresses people. But keep in mind that your personality might be intimidating to some. Try to temper your demanding side with a little softness — trust us, it won't kill you. Overall, though, black is the color of professionalism and achievement, which means it's clearly the color for you.
Emode.com - What's Your True Color?
off of http://www.happymagpie.com/swhumor.htm from following the links to Star Wars origami from /.

on a different note, today's Nonsequitur might be a little .... chilling (heh)
and how about 22 000+ internet-enabled, interactive (between 1800-2200 MST) X-mas lights? (/.)

Emode.com - Who's Your Inner Rock Star? - Ricky Martin
Que hombre, ay yai yai. The rock star part of you is all Ricky Martin. You've got moves that make the ladies hearts go a-flutter, and style that goes for miles. That suave Latin charm is just too intoxicating, and it means that wherever you go, people read superstar all over you. Behind those bright eyes simmers a sensual lover who knows just what a woman wants. You're smooth, and we mean real smooth, but you don't let it go to your head (well not too often). And anyway, that irrepressible charm makes it all OK. Hey, it's not your fault that you've got more charisma than a tamale's got hot. Just enjoy it. Feed your inner Ricky.
Amazon.com: Books: Six Steps to Spiritual Revival
note the "customers who shopped for this item also shopped for ..."
and the guide is also pretty funny
Pat Robertson was also on TV (700 Club) saying how we are "losing our battle" against the mosquitoes and diseases over the summer (with all the West Nile stuff going on) because ... (wait for it) we banned GOOD things that worked ... like DDT. it was fantastic and we were winning this "war" ---blah blah blah
thanks to alana for sending me this hilarious picture: brogaine.jpg (JPEG Image, 404x542 pixels)
For your car/property protection needs, get a Big Black Guy Named Ben. (Flash accompanied version of the WAV i heard years ago. So you may or may not want to watch it, but just listen to it. Up to you.)
it's an ad, so hopefully it will bring up the same picture i'm trying to point you at, but if not...
thanks to ravenshade for forwarding me this too; unfortunately, don't get trick-or-treaters around where i live
~^~ Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)
~^~ Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the
door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
~^~ Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
~^~ Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.
~^~ Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.
~^~ After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
~^~ Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
~^~. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"
~^~ When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.
~^~ Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.
~^~ Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
~^~ Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.
~^~ When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.
~^~ Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
~^~ Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.
~^~ Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.
~^~ Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don't have any candy.
~^~ Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.
~^~ Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
~^~ Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.
The Internet License Plate Gallery - WebReference.com
Thanks to ravenshade for sending these to me :)
If anyone's a fan of Doonesbury, they starting talking about blogs yesterday
Got these in a rather large e-mail today. Rather than spamming your mailboxes, i've posted them here.
Enjoy!
BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Wallace and Gromit film premières
"Oscar-winning animated duo Wallace and Gromit have returned after a six-year absence in a series of short films - and BBC News Online has exclusive footage.
"Maker Aardman Animations has produced 10 one-minute movies featuring Wallace and his canny pet dog Gromit, entitled Cracking Contraptions.
"The films are launching on Tuesday with the world exclusive première of the first short, Soccamatic, on BBC News Online. The film is downloadable and free to view."
Saw this in Infogrames' forums.
cool, huh
and more UT2003 stuff
Also, found UT2003 HQ. they have lots of maps and mods and mutators!
Willems Soft has a UT2003 Screenshot Convertor. It sits in the system tray looking for .bmp screenshots in the UT2003\System directory and waits for UT2003.exe to be done, then converts the .BMPs to JPEGs.
And coming soon, MOREGORE 2003. check out the pic muhahaha (forum thread here)
holy s***! heh, I'm gonna have to try to do this.. PlanetUnreal Picture of the Day
In other UT2003 news (all from the same site):
There's a really funny map called "don't look down" (517kB) that really isn't good for anything but to have fun with the karma engine as you plummet to death.. plummeting to death.
Don't like that nVidia logo thing when you start up UT2003 / UT2003-Demo? Well, some people have been hacking at it and changed/replaced the logo. hehe, 3dfx.. the way it's meant to be played.. (or ATI/Radeon if you're a fan of those instead). see here for more.
i was wondering to a friend at work: whatever happened to those "Choose Your Own Adventure" books.. those were pretty cool. I also liked the Lone Wolf and Grey Star series; CYOA books with RPG elements thrown in. I probably still have them somewhere back home.
Anyway, he turned up this fun link